What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 11:14

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”